Operation: Get Ryan Gosling To Talk To Me (GRG3TM)

I was chatting with a friend today. Let's call her Janet to protect her anonymity (really). We were talking about how I think Ryan Gosling and I would get along if we ever met (okay, maybe I was doing the talking and she was agreeing with me to be nice). Regardless, I really do think we would get along. In my spare time (which may or may not be 18 hours a day), I have been watching random clips of Ryan.. interviews, singing, movies, etc... and he is hilarious. And that is the sole basis for deciding that we would get along. It's pretty profound if you ask me.

So Janet and I decided to think of a plan to get him to talk to me. I'm convinced that it can happen. So here it is.. Operation Get Ryan Gosling To Talk To Me (GRG3TM) (coined by Janet).

Janet and I will find his house and hide in the bushes (from where I will update my blog, don't worry). When Ryan comes out he'll yell at us. No, this is not a substitute for talking to me.. don't worry, we will get to that part soon. He will yell at us and I'll say, Oh I am so sorry Ryan, my friend Janet just wandered into your bushes, and I was just coming to get her so we could leave. At this point Janet will start to hum and drool and try to bite her ear.

So Ryan will feel bad for us and offer to take us home. On the way home he gets hungry and asks if we want to stop for food. Of course we say yes.

And the rest is history.

The End.

I don't know about y'all, but I think it'll work.